What is Michelle Obama smoking?

Michelle Obama:

 I mean we're seeing right now that we're in the midst of a huge recovery - right, because of what this president has done -- pulled this economy from the brink of collapse...

Okay, everythings hunky-dory. That's why labor participation is as great today as it was in 1981!

That's why the price of gas in some areas of the country is so wonderful:

Even the coal miners are happy!

Coal miners at the American Energy Corp. Century Mine said they want President Barack Obama to stop what they term "the war on coal" - and to stop spreading "mistruths" about them. 

Miners gathered Friday afternoon to express their opposition to Obama's energy and environmental policies, which they believe threaten their jobs. Miner Mitch Miracle read aloud a letter the miners mailed to Obama that outlines some of their concerns.

They're union members, Michelle. Traditionally unions are more liberal, but when push comes to shove they'll back whomever they feel is going to save their jobs.

Even CEO's of various companies are asking their employees to vote for Romney to save their jobs! It's not to be mean, Michelle! It's because they have no faith in today's economy. They have no faith in Barack Hussein Obama.

Mitt Romney has actually run a business. He's who can pull this nation into economic recovery.

What we have now is no huge recovery. This is the worst recovery since the great depression.

Michelle. Please don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining again, okay?