Almost 9,000 people hate me enough to kick me out of the U.S.A.!

Sign here if you're one of them.

I can't wait! Then maybe I can be an illegal alien with all the benefits that entails!

Free medical care
No taxes
Drivers license
Dream Act
I get to vote lots of times!
Lots of Democrat politicians parading me around.

I could even hang with these guys...

And someday, I could be President!